omfg my mom dropped her iphone in the toilet so she fished it out and desperately yelled ‘SIRI I DROPPED YOU IN THE TOILET WHAT DO I DO’ and siri replied ‘Tara, you have 28 events in July. That’s a lot.’ and then died
#more dramatic than romeo and juliet
Funny animals and anything that tends to pop into my head will be on your dash, enjoy it. The good bananas never last as long as the bad ones.
WHEN PEOPLE TELL ME WHAT I’M EATING IS FATTENING
I just turned on my old laptop (that I haven’t used in about eight months because it had a couple cracks in the screen).
I……didn’t expect it to have gotten worse, but…..
Yikes!! It’s like a crazy squid attacked your laptop!
OH MY GOD IS THAT FANART OF MY BROKEN LAPTOP SCREEN
we were doing math and I kind of
out of all the witty and sarcastic posts I have made this is not the one that I wanted to get notes.
this is so pretty its almost hipster
oH SO FANDOMS CANT HAVE PRETTY SHIT!?
NO BECAUSE WE KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT
What is the point of being happy now if you’re going to be sad later?
because we’re going to be sad later
AVENGELOCK AVENGELOCK OH MY GODDDDDDDDDD
if a number is not divisible by 5 or 2 i get very uncomfortable
I found this too funny
fanfics where it legitimately feels like you’re reading a brand new episode of your favorite show where all the things you’ve ever wanted to happen in canon actually happen
one time in 7th grade i stayed up for 3 days straight just to see if i could. on the third day in history class i watched my hand and pencil warp through my desk and my friend beside me nudged me and said “you’ve been staring at your hand for the past 30 minutes” and ever since i always get enough sleep and you should too